Valparaiso University,

656 South Greenwich Street, Valparaiso, IN 46383

"Is Valpo the only university that closed a law school because it just wasn't making a go of it? Wait, that wasn't the reason. The administration, after some deep Lutheran soul searching, discovered that the money being spent to turn out decent lawyers would be so much better spent elsewhere. Of course, this is the same proud school that wiped out all of the top people in their marketing department so they could balance the budget. I think there's still some blood left on the street, wall, and keyboards over there from that God blessed massacre. But hey, this is a great school that welcomes foreign students who have english as a ninth language to come pay quadruple out of state fees and experience the joy of a Christian based education. And they wonder why students have completely disassociated themselves from organized religion? Maybe we should all go to Puerto Rico and start a country that's free for all religions. But wait, why is that ringing a bell? Anyway, Valpo will twist the truth anyway that it can get to your dollar. It's already killed off over 30 people who thought they were going to spend a lifetime there. And all of this is in the name of Jesus. What an amazing university!"

"Good faculty. Administration needs improvement."