Useless Creatures Brewing Company 41 North Main Street, Three Rivers, MI 49093

"At the heart of Three Rivers, Useless Creatures Brewing Company stands as a sanctuary for the senses, a place where culinary and brewing arts converge. As a connoisseur of the darker brews, I was thoroughly impressed by their 'Something Omnia Stout' — a liquid ode to the stout lineage, each sip rich with the promise of roasted perfection.'For British Eyes Only' Brown Ale was another standout, its melody of malts playing a symphony of deep, complex notes that resonated beautifully with the evening's meal. And the Wheel Ale spun its own tale of refreshment, crisp and effervescent, cleansing the palate with every delightful draught.The Mushroom Smash Burger was a feat of flavor, with its crispy-edged patty and savory mushrooms creating a dance of umami on the tongue. Anastasia’s choice, the French Onion Grilled Cheese, was an ingenious twist on tradition, its cheesy, onion-laden soul mimicking the heartwarming soup it's inspired by. The fried artichoke hearts, accompanied by the heavenly feta dip, brought a touch of Mediterranean magic to Michigan.Our visit to Useless Creatures Brewing Company was a journey through taste and craftsmanship, where each plate and pint told its own passionate story. It was an evening where each stout and ale was not just tasted but felt, leaving an indelible mark on our memories. Cheers to this bastion of flavor, where the beer is bold and the bites are brilliant."

"Super chill, super fun spot to meet up with friends! Didnt like that we had to go up to the bar to order food/drinks but other than that it was amazing! The smash burger was sooooooo good. Probably the best ive ever had!"

"We travel often either to or near Three Rivers and we haven't had a chance to stop in. Well, the stars aligned tonight! When we first arrived and sat at the bar, we were greeted by a beer tender that was super nice and friendly. I thought she may be the owner or at least part-owner. We ordered a flight and the gouda mac and cheese bites with homemade ranch, which was amazing! For dinner, we ordered the buffalo chicken grilled cheese with waffle fries and the mushroom smash burger with gruyère cheese; it was absolutely delicious!! Apparently, they have a rotating cheesecake option that is phenomenal, but, unfortunately, we didn't order because we were stuffed. Between the level of service, food, and beer; this is a must stop!!"

"The vibe/atmosphere at this place was amazing. I love that they have trivia nights, even though I haven't made it out to one yet, Now for the food, we ordered take out. I felt it was pretty expensive for burgers and fries. My order was incorrect. I asked for a salad instead of fries. They gave me the dressing for my salad, lol. I was already home & didn't feel like driving back to correct the issue. Portion sizes are pretty large, especially the pretzels. I was super excited to try their cheese sauce, but it was just kind of bland. I wasn't diving into cheesy goodness. I also thought the seasoning on the burgers was just okay; my husband, however, thought it was delightful. They burgers were cooked correctly. I thought the server who took our order was very nice! Overall, it was just okay, I would be willing to try it and actually dine in to see the difference!"

"Great atmosphere, friendly and attentive staff, and amazing food. I’m not much of a beer drinker but the Blueberry Sour was good. I’ve been here a couple times and had the pretzel with cheese, the Smash Burger and the Fried Chicken Sandwich. All are amazing. I will definitely be back to keep trying new food and the ciders that they started tapping."