Burger King

"Alas, my gastronomic excursion to the esteemed establishment known colloquially as Burger King proved to be an exercise in culinary despondency. With great anticipation and lofty expectations, I ventured forth, only to be met with a veritable cornucopia of disappointments. The gustatory offerings, purportedly burgers of regal pedigree, were lamentably bereft of nuance and finesse, exhibiting a distressing dearth of flavor and textual intrigue. In vain did I endeavor to discern the essence of quality amidst the sea of mediocrity that inundated each tepid bite. The charred remnants of beef, lacking in succulence and succor, evoked naught but a sense of profound regret and longing for a more discerning palate. Moreover, the culinary alchemy purportedly wielded in the crafting of these comestibles seemed naught but an artifice, a siren song luring the unwary diner into a realm of ersatz indulgence. The ingredients, ostensibly fresh, bore the unmistakable imprint of mass production, their provenance obscured beneath layers of indifference and culinary apathy. As for the ambiance, it behooves me to lament the absence of any semblance of culinary gravitas. The ambiance, replete with plastic furnishings and sterile lighting, served only to accentuate the vacuity of the culinary offerings, casting a pall of desolation over the entire dining experience. In summation, my sojourn to Burger King was an exercise in culinary disillusionment, a testament to the inexorable decline of gastronomic integrity in the face of corporate homogenization. Verily, I shall eschew future forays into this bastion of banality, lest I risk further erosion of my discerning palate and culinary sensibilities."

"The people working here have always been very kind and hard working, despite having to deal with some of the most rude and entitled people I've ever seen."

"Calumet BK is way better than the one in Houghton. Don't get me wrong, it's BK. It's fast food, but compared to the Houghton store, the food is just better for whatever reason."

"I love their bacon, egg and cheese breakfast croissants. I also like the fact they offer Diet Barqs Root beer and Coke Zero sugar."

"we waited 26 minutes in the line before we even order, then they were being rude for talking to loud. once we ordered it took another 10 minutes only for them to give us all the wrong food. (we order rodeo burgers not this mess)"