Adams County Sheriffs Office 110 West Main Street, West Union, OH 45693

"I'm disappointed. As for what, you may construe any number of alleged actions your office has taken against your own citizenry as my reason. I try to find the silver lining in any judicial action, but your office has committed too many violations. I'm sure Afroman can attest."

"Most pathetic group of crooked losers I’ve ever seen become the laughing stock of millions of people lol. Just feels so good when corrupt buffoons, such as yourselves, show their low iq through 144p security footage and then sue for defamation after being caught HAHA. It’s okay, as a former 5 year old, I too can understand how you feel"

"I recently had a rather bizarre experience at the Adams County Police Station, and I must say, it was nothing short of perplexing. My visit to the station left me wondering if they had more pressing matters to attend to or if they were simply trying to solve the ultimate dessert mystery. Upon arriving at the station, I was escorted to an interrogation room, completely in the dark about why I was there. It was rather intimidating, to say the least. The officers were stern and unyielding in their questioning, which only heightened my anxiety. I had no idea what I could have possibly done to warrant such attention from the authorities. As the questioning continued, I couldn't help but notice a peculiar line of inquiry that seemed completely unrelated to any criminal activity. They repeatedly asked me about the whereabouts of my lemon pound cake. I couldn't fathom why they were so fixated on dessert, and I began to wonder if this was some kind of absurd culinary investigation. The interrogators seemed to be on a quest to uncover the lemony truth behind the cake's disappearance, as if my knowledge held the key to some sweet revelation. The whole situation was so surreal that it was hard to take seriously. In the end, after what felt like an eternity of questioning, they let me go without any explanation or clarification. It was as if they had realized that their pursuit of the lemon pound cake was a fruitless endeavor. While I appreciate the diligence of law enforcement in solving crimes, I can't help but feel that my experience at the Adams County Police Station was a bit of a wild goose chase. I left the station with more questions than answers, and I still have no idea why they were so concerned about my lemon pound cake. In conclusion, if you ever find yourself at the Adams County Police Station, be prepared for the unexpected. Who knows, they might be more interested in your baked goods than your criminal activities!"

"No matter what you're cronies at the Adams county courthouse come up with you're still a bunch of bullies in the court of public opinion. Suing someone after you raid their house is weak. It's a scare tactic and bullying. It's the same as saying if you speak up about what we did will come after you. We'll harm you financially. How is anybody supposed to take this law enforcement agency seriously? To be an effective law enforcement officer, you must have thick skin. Especially this day and age. If you break into somebody's house, you're going to be on camera whether you have a badge or not. I generally like law enforcement just not when they sue people when things don't go the way they want."

"Just a bunch of crooked cry baby pigs in my opinion. You guys find that lemon pound cake yet? Just got my shirt in it’s nice and comfortable, y’all should buy a few for the department. Maybe 3x for Mr pound cake."