Calebs Restroom

"Caleb’s restroom cured my IBS and saved my relationship! I cannot stress enough the peace and serenity I experienced in Caleb’s restroom. No toddler trying to barge her way in, no significant other to feel shy around, and no noise ordinance and thus no fines. Ladies and gentlemen, I looked left and right, heard no sounds and sighed in relief. Sighed the sighs of a woman unleashing a decade of pent up emotion, or gas… yeah mostly gas. My gas shook the old house but it resonated like a soft vibration in the safety of Caleb’s restroom. I’m assuming because the restroom has been modernized since the house has been built. I digress… no more IBS (should be a jingle whenever Caleb’s restroom has commercials). The IBS was just decades worth of gas I was too afraid to release. Caleb’s restroom comforted me like no doctor ever could. I left that restroom a changed woman. A happier woman. My relationship with my significant other is reaping the benefits. Thank you Caleb’s restroom! Thanks to you I have my gut health back! The only improvement I can think of is a TV that plays The Princess Bride on repeat."

"Before everybody starts making vacation plans for Caleb's, I think a few facts are in order: FACT: Caleb's Restroom, though obviously upscale by Prospect, Ohio standards, is not entirely family-friendly. There's room for your kids to play but not much. FACT: Caleb's Restroom, though fairly clean and devoid of disease causing funk, can still prove hazardous. FACT: Caleb's Restroom, though comfortable in the winter months is not air conditioned in warmer seasons. You will sweat. FACT: Caleb's Restroom, does not offer ANY sort of food on the premises. If you intend to eat while there you must pack accordingly. FACT: Caleb's Restroom, unlike many others I've visited, does not enforce any sort of noise ordinance. If you are there in busy season you may have trouble sleeping."

"Sometimes bathrooms are just too big. They can make you feel exposed and insecure. That's not the case here, it's just the right amount of space without feeling stuffy. The candles are a nice touch. There's cologne and mouthwash available, the only thing missing is a little Italian man in the corner selling breathmints and offering you a towel, honestly that's for the best though because I hate being pressured to give a tip. It would be nice to have some reading material available for those who prefer an old school option. Also, don't worry about your phone dying, there's an outlet within reach."