Randall K. Cooper High School

"This is an updated review. Yet another horrible school year. It seems every year I spend at this school, I have more gripes and complaints! First off, I used to friggin love their chicken sandwiches, but then they changed the recipe, and now they taste like absolute DOG FOOD! I mean come on guys, its a chicken sandwich, how can you mess that up! I am infuriated. Another thing I hate this year is the extreme lack of stalls in the mens restroom. When I have to use the restroom, and there is a friggin line for the stalls, I don't have the DANG TIME!! Excuse my language. Anyway, its ridiculous. I could talk about more, but I have an important LARP meeting today, and I don't wanna miss it."

"They called me "ignorant." This is blasphemy!"

"The women in the office are extremely rude. All except Dory. I called for my final transcript and they treated me like I was an idiot, one transferred me without even telling me! So instead of continuing a conversation she cuts me off. Being a former student, I will also say that they will literally hire anyone to teach. I did have a few great teachers but I was extremely lucky, but the principal is very nice"

"Best school on the face of the planet that has the will power and the intellectual capacity to overcome any who stand in our way. Go Jags!"