Subway 2795 Collins Avenue, Miami Beach, FL 33140

"Horrible. Worst Subway ever. Both restrooms are locked. They don’t speak. English and ice machine is out. They don’t have utensils for salads. Three kids working there."

"Dude behind the counter at 5pm this Saturday was rude and arrogant. Rolled his eyes when I handed him a coupon, then told me (incorrectly) that it was not eligible for my sandwich. I also asked for double meat - then he gave me a single serving. When I asked for more, he gave me even more attitude. If you hate your job that much, do us all a favor and quit and collect welfare. I can deal with people being stupid, and I can deal with people being arrogant. But when you are both..."

"the food was precisely what I expected from a Subway sammwisch... nothing less, nothing more. upon unwrapping the 12 inches of absolutely par food, I grasped the #23 Italiano in my eager hands and quickly inserted the soon-to-be-devoured sub into my mouth. it was gone within minutes. I only managed to take one single picture before I wolfed the rest of it down. the staff were friendly. they spoke little English. I ordered just fine using the scraps of Spanish I learned in high school and by pointing at things behind the glass. what a truly human experience: two people, each of a different background and mother-tongue, united in a ballet of communication. two conscious beings collaborating to create one mediocre sandwich... how beautiful. the atmosphere felt hard and artificial. it was lit with bright white lights that cast a cold hue. unwelcoming to the outside passerby, but quickly acclimated to once inside. this was contrasted against the unmistakable Subway-green accents. it is the ideal environment to enjoy a soulless yet perfectly OK sandwich. I wouldn't have it any other way. over-all I left satiated and feeling pleasant. absolutely a 5 stars Subway experience. I'd give it 5.2 or maybe even 5.3 if I could. update: I went back the next day for another sub!!!"

"I ordered on the app, It was a 6 minute walk and when I got there the place was dead but they had not started my order. I paid $10 for a sandwich and was refused a cup for water. My sandwich had cucumbers, which I did not order, but given their slowness and lack of concern for customers I didn't mention it. They were playing music where every third word was the f word. I'm no prude but the place is a restaurant, not a singles bar."

"I work for city of Miami Beach this is the worst customer services I ever receives and even see how those graveyard young man that work there so rude doesn't listen to customers non speaking English. Doesn't understand anything you say . They nasty doesn't wash hands .flirtatious while serving other customer. This place I wouldn't recommend for anyone I know to go there. I give graveyard shift a 0 for non efforts & customer service is wack they need training more."