Maple Place Middle School

"this school is trash they spank me with rulers and it hurts. When I go home and look at my butt in the mirror I see the centimeter side of the ruler. My butt is 65 cm."

"It can be unsanitary especially since there was a maggot in the boys bathroom and nobody came to remove it. Also this place is very vulnerable to reptilian attacks. If we don't get the FBI down here they will laser us and explode our heads with alien eyes."

"This school is the best because they give me cheese and I love cheese"

"It's funny how a school as phoney as Maple Place is named after a type of tree nowhere to be found by the school. If I were to name it after a physical feature that also defines the school it would be "Open Sewer Place". While that may not be totally accurate as it's more of a drainage ditch it does smell bad and that may not be because of the P"Johnny On The Spot" beside it as that is only a recent addition. Accuracy aside it's certainly more truthful a title than the sweet name of "Maple Place"."

"Probably the worst school to put your kids in. Not sure if it's in the shape it's in because of the former principal who legally added the word "doctor" into his name despite never having been a doctor who now sell's real estate (Seriously his name is Doctor Al Almato) that may or may not have stolen money from the school or just an uncaring staff with no money to have a reason to care but whatever the case there's no excuse for neglect on this level. Pardon my French but 5/5 my aching ass."