Supermarket Music 260 Harding Road, Red Bank, NJ 07701

"Came for one thing, forgot what it was, spent all my money anyway"

"Supermarket Music is the best place to buy music for your grocery shopping. The selection is vast, the prices are low, and the music is always so catchy that you'll find yourself humming along as you fill your cart. Just be careful not to start dancing in the aisles."

"I found a small unidentified egg on the ground outside this business and they were kind enough to let me incubate it over the course of several hours on their windowsill using a teapot and a misspelled Wheezer shirt they bought of Temu. Needless to say, I had plenty of time to get to know their owner better while we were waiting for the egg to hatch, and let me tell you, they were a true stand up gent. They even offered a wide variety of interesting and thoughtful names for the soon-to-be creature we were feverishly working to hatch! When the moment of truth came, we were shocked to learn that the egg was actually a convincingly painted rock, and in truth, several days had passed since we began sharing stories to pass the time. Needless to say, we all had a big laugh, and that's the story of how I first met the groom ok Barb how to I turn off the text to speech on this thing I finished my notes for the wedding I think it came out pretty alright wait I think I was in the wrong screen Barb can you please come over here I don't know how to use apple Barb please I need to get to the DMV by 6pm can you please turn this"