The Snardvark's Den

"The Snardvark's Den - A Sticky Situation I recently had the misfortune of ordering from Snardvark's, a company that claims to specialize in gluing beans to paper. Let me tell you, it was an experience I'd rather forget. First off, the shipping was abysmal. It took nearly a month for my order to arrive, and when it finally did, the beans were all scattered about the box, loose and unattached to the paper. It was like a bean explosion had occurred inside the packaging. As for the beans themselves, they were of the lowest quality imaginable. They were dry, wrinkled, and looked like they'd been sitting around for ages. I even found a few that were moldy! The adhesive used to glue the beans to the paper was equally pathetic. It was so weak that the beans barely stuck at all. With the slightest touch, they would fall off like little bean confetti. I tried to contact Snardvark's to complain, but their customer service was even worse than their product. They were rude, dismissive, and refused to take any responsibility for their abysmal service. In the end, I was left with a box of worthless beans and a sour taste in my mouth. I would never recommend Snardvark's to anyone. Save your money and avoid this sticky situation altogether."

"In my latest travels, I thought I had come across a nightclub where I thought I could get my fulfilment of the gluing of beans to construction paper. Unfortunately, as I approached the entrance, there were no signs to indicate such enjoyment. I knocked and was greeted by no one. We had a very friendly exchange but alas, I had to turn around and vacate the premises. After further research, I discovered that the actual owners of Snardvark's Den have moved on. Though their plans are unclear, we should assume that they have bigger and brighter plans for us bean-gluer connoisseurs in the distant future. Nonetheless, they deserve this 5-star rating."

"I visited based on a previous reviewer’s recommendation, thinking I’d be spending the afternoon gluing beans to cardboard. Alas, they were out of cardboard so I glued beans to construction paper instead. I guess he was right about preconceived notions! The bean gluing focus music was on point, though."

"The Snardvark's Den is Bristol's premier location for gluing beans to cardboard. Leave any pretentiousness or preconceived notions at the door, and prepare to embark on a life changing, bean-gluing experience."