Super Mega Dilla 3914 Fettler Park Drive, Dumfries, VA 22025

"Absolutely pathetic. Borderline scam. Tried them via DoorDash and my $14 "extra cheesy chicken" quesadilla had literally almost no cheese on it at all — we're talking probably like less than 2oz of cheese on the whole thing; barely enough to even hold the two sides of the tortilla together around the toppings, with the outer ~1/3rd of the quesadilla just being straight up dry, empty tortilla. The whole quesadilla was in fact so dry and devoid of cheese or sauce that I almost choked on it trying to chew my first bite; I had to take a swig of soda with literally every bite of the thing in order to hydrate it enough to chew and swallow. The quesadilla was supposed to have "poblano queso" but it was nowhere to be found either in or on the item or on the side. Also tried their "super mega" loaded fries. The fries were floppy, soggy, and greasy with nothing on them but some chopped bacon strips and some shredded cheese — these were also supposed to have poblano queso, but again, nowhere to be found either in the item or on the side. Their DoorDash page also says that you're supposed to get free fries with every quesadilla. That was not the case. No fries were provided with the quesadilla and the only ones received were the loaded fries I paid separately for. Probably the worst food I've ever ordered on DoorDash. Would never order again, and would have demanded my money back if it were a brick and mortar storefront. This place is a joke. Total waste of time and money. You would think a place with such a limited menu that basically only makes one thing and charges so much money for it would be able to do at least a mediocre job of putting out something edible and delivering an uncomplicated order for a single person accurately, but you would be wrong!"

"It's literally just IHOP food but somehow worse"

"You should try their quesadilla! It's absolutely the best!!"