Daneger Island

"Not kid safe. My baby was very concerned during our otherwise entirely wonderful stay there."

"Amazing views + lucrative mineral deposits make this one of the most coveted pieces of real estate in the region. Formerly a retreat for the wealthy heirs of the Nyanza Chemical Corporation, it is rumored that an old safe containing numerous gold bars is buried somewhere on the island. Nowadays the island caters to fun-loving action park enthusiasts who enjoy numerous amenities including zip lines, rope swings, water slides, and more. Access to the site can be challenging but electric ferry boat services are available upon request during the summer months."

"DANEGER ISLAND. THE MOST BESTEST ISLAND OF ALL TIME. The island of rope swings. The island of Uuba. The island of motorized canoes. The island where 3 phase comes to life, where internet comes over fiber and birdhouses. Come here for a good time."

"Perfect place to put up a hammock and read a book, go for a swim, or go on a picnic date. Daneger Island management is very thoughtful, attentive, and works hard to maintain the space. They were quick to answer my questions before I made my trip there. I especially appreciate the fair pricing structure; it makes it possible to have some summer fun during inflationary post-pandemic times."

"Daneger Island, an emerald speck of land nestled in the heart of Ashland Reservoir, provides an ideal refuge for off-grid relaxation. Arrival via dubious watercraft adds a rustic charm and a touch of adrenaline to the journey. The absence of dining facilities encourages a weld-your-own-rotisserie camping experience. The electrified zipline is seasonal and holds irregular hours, call ahead for reservations."