O'Reilly Auto Parts 3 Garden Lane, Londonderry, NH 03053

"Sure, here's a humorous review in the style of Louis C.K. for your O'Reilly Auto Parts store: --- When I walked into this O'Reilly Auto Parts, I half-expected to find a car part that could fix my life. Spoiler: they don't sell that. Instead, I found aisles of shiny things I can't name and staff who can. You ask them, "Hey, do you have a thingamajig for a 2003 whatchamacallit?" And they just nod, like that's a real question! The place is so organized, it made me feel bad about my own life. I mean, if they can sort tiny screws by size, why can't I sort my laundry? And the staff, they're like wizards or something. They listen to your car's symptoms and diagnose it better than my doctor does with me. "Your car makes a whirring sound? Oh, it's just lonely." If only my problems were that easy to fix! Honestly, I went in for windshield wipers and left questioning my existence. But hey, at least my car's existential crisis is over, thanks to their mystical car knowledge and an air freshener shaped like a tree. Who knew enlightenment was available in aisle 3, right between the motor oil and the eternal abyss of car maintenance?"

"Had all the good name brand items I like. Quick and easy!"

"A nice woman at the desk helped me find a starter coil, not for my car but a circuit I am building. I came in with very ambiguous ask, and she was excited to help. This location did not have what I needed but derry did! 12/10 customer service"

"Everything seems to be overpriced, but they do have the stuff you will need in a pinch. I prefer ordering my car stuff online. If you have your car up in the air and need a part right away this place will for sure provide you with what you'll need. I just wish their prices were a little cheaper. Staff is friendly. I will go back if I need something quickly"

"Super helpful and knowledgeable people and it’s nice to be able to say they were not short staffed. Seems like there were a lot of people in there, working in every corner of the store!"