Sunny House Chinese Takeaway

"Been here a few times and the food is average, it used to be better than it is now but that could be due to increasing price for certain ingredients, but if that's the case keep to quality and raise the price instead of lowering the quality."

"Hon,s came as a recommendation. Food hot and tasty. Satay very good compared to our local. Curry not too hot. Beef mainly tender. Would I use it again, yes"

"I was warned about an impending bout of illness I'd get by family and friends who had previously had the misfortune of eating from Hons . I'd placed the order already so there was no turning back . Before long there was a knock at the door and death was delivered in plastic tubs , wrapped in crisp ,clean paper which was fresher than the food .I opened the first container and was hit by a stench which I normally smell on bin day . I use the term food very lightly as when I unwrapped the gravy and chips meal the chip on the end of my fork was so black with the gravy it looked like the devil's claws. Not one to be put off easily , I placed the devil's claw into my mouth to feel a sudden congealed mass hit the roof of my mouth . The gravy was as black as coal and by this time I didn't hold any hope of the rest of it tasting anywhere near food . I opened the pudding which came in the form of satay chicken and it's fair to say I've had my weekly dose of sugar . It was the sweetest savoury meal I've ever had . On opening the noodles , I tipped them onto the plate which made a perfect rectangle shape which was held securely together by vast amounts of oil and grease . After throwing it in the bin it's still kept it's perfect shape . I was lucky enough to get 1 and 1/2 mushrooms and was able to watch the sauce slip off each half . The curry had separated from the oil and left tiny beads of fat floating aimlessly on the top of the orangey yellow mass . I consider myself to have a clean and fresh smelling mouth but after laughing so hard at this foul disaster in front of me I caught wiff of my breath and I'd compare it to the contents of my dogs anal passage . So all in all it looked , smelt and tasted like shite ."