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"Absolutely terrible I orderd bbq ribs and banana fritter. The ribs were inedible the sauce was so watery it didn’t stick and there was bones breaking everywhere every bite had a bone no matter what and you could see the oil floating on the top. The banana fritter you could tell the banana had been frozen and the batter wasn’t even cooked properly and it also tasted stale would not recommend."

"Very tasty and good price as well"

"Absolutely fantastic. Never ordered from here before until today. The portions are amazing and maybe could have even shared 1 portion with my partner."

"Where to start. Being on the other side of town, we wouldn't ordinarily ask somewhere a couple of miles off to deliver, but as we only had this place's menu to hand, we ordered from there. My word do we wish we hadn't. It's located on the east of Hull, close to Spiders nightclub, and as a result it's always packed on a Friday and Saturday night with drunken merrymakers. Only they could get any enjoyment out of the food here, being too smashed to appreciate otherwise. We ordered around 8.30pm on a Tuesday night. Okay, the spring rolls are enormous. More akin to the grootse loempia/etc you get on the Continent. But size does not compensate for flavour, and there simply was none of that. The mixed/sharing starter thing had all the usual suspects - barbecue ribs, chicken satay, prawn toast. Again, zero flavour to anything. The ribs weren't even coated in sauce, not that we could detect anyway. As for the mains. The fried rice was fried rice, and only a spectacularly dim chef could get that wrong. My go-to dish is always crispy shredded chicken in chilli sauce. Absolutely dire. Stacked up in MSGs, gluttonous, and very heavy on the tongue, it was simply inedible. My mate had beef in black bean sauce. He managed one forkful and simply couldn't eat it in fear of what might happen. Spent £25, and I'd roughly estimate £21 of it went in the bin. I hate leaving negative reviews of places, in fact I actively avoid doing so, but one needs fair warning before even considering ordering from here...at least in my personal opinion. Avoid at all costs. Chips were nice though."

"Really enjoyed it, walked in and ordered to eat in as we were a bit hungry on a night out, I was very surprised to receive my sausage chips and gravy on a plate. It was delicious. Highly recommend."