Funky Monkeys Newport Spytty Road, Newport NP19 4TX

"Ok soft play with some newly updated areas. Shame to see that the role play rooms are still empty over a year since our last visit. Waste of space without having toys to compliment the rooms. It’s also shame about the lack of parenting going on which leads to unruly children pushing and shoving and not taking turns on the one at a time equipment. Most parents sat down enjoying their time while others have to intervene with these unruly children to make sure their own are not savaged. Most stressful soft play experience ever. Probably won’t return. If anyone is after an outstanding softplay with mostly well behaved children, and staff who are on it, try Mambo in Cardiff"

"Normally the staff are fab. On this occasion she told my little one she couldn't come again as 8 is too old. First tell me, not her she is very sweat and easy to dent her confidence. Secondly, the staff normally talk to her as they always remember her and never once said she wasn't welcome due to just turning 8, maybe as she's a lovely young lady. Even my sister was baffled and saddened. So you have lost 2 nice customers. Well done."

"Soft play itself is ok nice equipment for kids to get good fun. I am very dissatisfied and disappointed with food is served there. Please don’t call it healthy snacks. Also Disappointed that you don't enforce the age/height restrictions. Older children are allowed to run screaming and knocking down the little ones. Some parents bare foot or in muddy shoes on the ramp is not acceptable for hygienic and healthy reasons"

"Poor hygiene. The whole place needs cleaning, my kids have been sick several times after playing here. In reply to the business response.. I’m sorry there is absolutely no way your seemingly stringent cleaning schedule is carried out in the way you describe. After 4 times of bringing home the sickness bug at children's parties and play days held at this venue i think my review is both fair and overdue."

"One of our favourite places for us to take the kids early in the morning, just after opening when it’s quiet. Staff have always been really nice and helpful and interact really well with the children. They’ve recently added a new section, which is nice to see."