North Lodge Cafe Lillie Road, London SW5 9JE

"Rude owner. I visited the cemetery to see my deceased father and needed some water. I saw that the cafe was open until 4pm so asked if I could have a bottle of water to which I was greeted by a rude man stating we are closed despite it being 3:45. He was so un necessarily rude to me when all I wanted was some water and it said the cafe was open. He could have politely told me it was closed there was no need to be so aggressive. i Don’t think someone who is so rude and obnoxious should be working in a cemetery. Will certainly never give my money to this godforsaken awful business. Food is awful here anyway."

"Lovely, easy going cafe on the edge of Brompton Cemetery . Very clean. Very pleasant easy going atmosphere. Lots of outside space to sit with your pets."

"A lovely cafe situated just inside the Brompton Road entrance to the Brompton Cemetery. A great spot to sit on their terrace and enjoy a cup of tea or coffee and enjoy being just off the beaten track. It's been fashioned out of the original Victorian gates and a sympathetic new extension. A great selection of sweet treats as well as coffee/ tea."

"Dude behind the counter is rude as rude can be, and jerky as hell. Was too worried about his ugly hair to give us proper attention. The food is way overpriced: just walk to the other end to Tesco express and get the same stuff for half the price (actually less). A shame, as the cemetery itself is amazing."

"The location, cleanliness, seating, and toilet facilities of this café are brilliant. No complaints ! The problems with this café stem from there only being one overworked employee. They do not have time to be friendly with customers because they have several orders they need to fulfil. Prepare for a 10min + wait for coffee. There needs to be someone taking orders and another member of staff preparing food and making coffees. The croissants do not taste fresh yet have the same pricing as a bakery. They taste like supermarket croissants. Also, the almond croissants had all been bought by 1130 and there were no replacements. The regular coffee serving is very small. Yet still priced the same as other places. It was nothing special."