Mr Chinese 129 South Lambeth Road, London SW8 1XA

"The food is as terrible as the customer service. DO NOT order from here. The order took over an hour to get here. The spare ribs tasted like they were deep fried in OLD oil or some sort of fish oil. The spring rolls were undercooked. Called to ask them to take back the food and they said no, call tomorrow when the manager is around. Also, was told “well you should have ordered something else, like noodles or something” Terrible food - terrible service."

"Very disappointed. Waited nearly 2 hours for it to come. Got it as a New Year’s Day treat and have now spend my New Years on the toilet. Wouldn’t even feed it to the dog. Violent watery stool. Mr Chinese have lost a great customer."

"The most tasteless food I’ve ever eaten. Worst Chinese I’ve had ever. Arrived stone cold, soggy and has made us feel quite sick after eating. A lesson to read reviews before ordering. Gross"

"Food awful. Ordered Singapore noodles with beef and salt and chilli squid. Noodles arrived cold. Plain just 1 piece of dried beef and full of raw onions. No squid at all. Bag open when arrived. Didn’t feel safe to eat. Rang restaurant to complain. They put phone down. Rang again and called a liar and threatened by the guy who said he’d cooked it. As I was told we have your address and my safety threatened, I have reported them to the metropolitan police. Luckily I recorded the call Vile service. Horrible food. DO NOT USE THIS RESTAURANT IF YOU VALUE YOUR SAFETY AND HEALTH"

"They only received 2⭐️ Because the food came on time and the Singapore rice was nice. Keep away from the ribs there is more fat than meat and the cuts are chunky. JustEat should check up on their suppliers the restaurant knows nothing about customer service. The guy who answers the phone hung up on me when I complained about the ribs. FUMING"