Community Counseling Solutions - CCS Pendleton

"all these people do is live off some kind of sick power trip. never returned my voicemail, my fiance went in asking if they had any resources and the 3 women in there on Tuesday, March 28th don't deserve a job in a counseling facility. Rolling eyes, horrible service. "mhm mhm yeah we don't know anything" find another place to work if you don't care to help people."

"Terrible place kept billing me constantly even though I have two insurances willing to cover everything! And their therapist don't really care about their clients. Never again."

"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar The first mathematician orders a beer The second orders half a beer "I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies "Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2 "What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender remarks. "That's ridiculous." "Oh c'mon" says mathematician #1 "do you know how hard it is to collect an infinite number of us? Just play along" "There are very strict laws on how I can serve drinks. I couldn't serve you half a beer even if I wanted to." "But that's not a problem" mathematician #3 chimes in "at the end of the joke you serve us a whole number of beers. You see, when you take the sum of a continuously halving function-" "I know how limits work" interjects the bartender "Oh, alright then. I didn't want to assume a bartender would be familiar with such advanced mathematics" "Are you kidding me?" The bartender replies, "you learn limits in like, 9th grade! What kind of mathematician thinks limits are advanced mathematics?" "HE'S ON TO US" mathematician #1 screeches Simultaneously, every mathematician opens their mouth and out pours a cloud of multicolored mosquitoes. Each mathematician is bellowing insects of a different shade. The mosquitoes form into a singular, polychromatic swarm. "FOOLS" it booms in unison, "I WILL INFECT EVERY BEING ON THIS PATHETIC PLANET WITH MALARIA" The bartender stands fearless against the technicolor hoard. "But wait" he inturrupts, thinking fast, "if you do that, politicians will use the catastrophe as an excuse to implement free healthcare. Think of how much that will hurt the taxpayers!" The mosquitoes fall silent for a brief moment. "My God, you're right. We didn't think about the economy! Very well, we will not attack this dimension. FOR THE TAXPAYERS!" and with that, they vanish. A nearby barfly stumbles over to the bartender. "How did you know that that would work?" "It's simple really" the bartender says. "I saw that the vectors formed a gradient, and therefore must be conservative.""

"This organization is the only therapy care and health provider that has continued to aid my disabled children through the years. All other providers have failed to help them or have dropped their cases due to the difficulty of their disability. They have been an invaluable resource and have always treated my family with respect."

"While sitting in the waiting area.They have The Booze Traveler playing on their tv. Horrible place! They do not return phone calls in a timely manner. They offer little to no help. I drove a friend to their appointment, only to find out it was a video chat with a doctor in our area. Could of saved a two hour drive and seen the doctor locally but you can never talk to anyone there . Horrible!!!"