Consulate of The Republic of Slowjamastan - San Diego

"I have not been there yet but I smell success!!! or is that tacos...... meand my friend here aren't sure....."

"This country may have a slow pace, but it has a lot of heart and charm that will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy inside. First of all, let's talk about the slow jams. Sure, they may not be for everyone, but there's something magical about the way the saxophone player hits every note just right, making you feel like you're floating on a cloud in the heat desert. And don't even get me started on the local musicians who put their own twist on classic slow jam tunes - it's like nothing you've ever heard before. And the food? Oh boy, the food. While they may not have a huge variety of dishes, only cactus, what they lack in quantity, they more than make up for in quality. Every dish is cooked with care and love, using only the freshest ingredients from the local farmers. They may be boiled, but they're boiled to perfection - soft, fluffy, and oh so satisfying. But the real gem of Slowjamastan is the people. Rhey're some of the kindest and most hospitable people you'll ever meet. They'll welcome you into their homes with open arms, offering you their best slow jam tunes and the most delicious cactus dishes you've ever tasted. All in all, Slowjamastan has a special kind of charm that will make you fall in love with it. So slow down, take a deep breath, and enjoy the beauty and simplicity that this country has to offer. You won't regret it."

"Best place on earth. All people want to have peace and stay happy. There you can. Sultan is a great person and pretty. Of course also pretty good at his diplomatically things. I hope one day I could receive the citizenship"

"This is one country I’ve always dreamed of visiting and I was not disappointed. I fell in love with the culture and the Sultan himself. There is something so special about this nation which inspired me to apply for my own citizenship. One day, I hope to become my best and become one with the Sultan. I cannot recommend this place and these people enough! Highlight of my trip!"

"I can only tell you that after so many years of fighting for the plight of the SlowJammi people in Media. To get to see it's homeland in the south of Califas, was one of the best moments in my musical life. The BPM was "as expected" The Sultan was gracious, the local wear of the people, it's flag. All things I only wish to have shared with my parents, before their passing."