El Ranchero

"Google won't allow me to do this, but my true overall rating is a 0/5 stars. And here's why: *Deep inhale and exhale, shuddered as a sigh* I've been going through a LOT lately. But tonight, as a gathering amongst fellow, professional, Musicians... That choice of a restaurant...? Was traumatizing! I was probably the LAST of our party to leave, but I know I did courageous things, and will continue to do so... 1. I got up and went STRAIGHT to the awful dj, letting him know, as a fellow person interested in potentially Disc Jockeying, but more importantly, AS A MUSICIAN who VALUES their ability to HEAR a fellow MUSICIAN sitting quite literally, NEXT TO THEM, the volume was TOO LOUD! I asked him POLITELY to SLIGHTLY turn down the NOISE coming out of HIS equipment. He understood me, and pretty much told me I have to speak to management! I looked at his EMPTY tip jar, and was NOT surprised! 2. I proceeded to the entrance of this "under construction" establishment. I was looking for the "manager", who apparently can't "manage" to do anything, other than disappoint this "commUNITY!" However, along the way, the "Workers" who actually Care about their customers, gave GREAT Customer SERVICE!!! I've been there! I've done that! And I KNOW that they don't get PAID what they DESERVE! To THEM, I apologize for literally not leaving a single CENT in "GRATUITY". Yet, I did hunt down, thank, and showed EVERY piece of gratitude in ways that I felt were MORE relevant than any dollar amount I could have afforded. 3. Speaking of dollars and what I can "afford", the food was HIGHLY OVERPRICED and completely OVERRATED!!! Yes, this is Kingwood, but I believe in Wallet Activism. I walked in with a bottle of water and a MEAL I had previously prepared for myself. As a "Business", they have FAILED!!! I've heard of this place, and how much people USED to love it. I was looking forward to a CONTINUED "enjoyable experience". 4. As this was my VERY FIRST experience of this establishment, I LITERALLY compared it to HELL!!! 5. I would LITERALLY rather do (almost) ANYTHING than experience this establishment again. When ONE person "takes a stand", and voices their "Complaints", take note. The Kingwood Pops Orchestra shall NEVER dine at this establishment ever again!"

"Sat at the bar. Me and the lady had a frozen marg each and split a mixed fajta platter for 1. Grand total? $37!! Best deal around! Food was exceptional, although the meat could have used some extra butter."

"How disappointing to think you're getting authentic Mexican tacos because you're in Texas, right? What a disappointment when I opened the container. Hard shell tacos with lettuce, tomatoes and loaded with shredded American cheese! Not even a Mexican blend. I really could have gotten this at Taco bell! I was looking forward to soft corn tortillas with cilantro and onions. At the very least I would suggest having that option on their menu."

"One of my favorite Mexican food spot in town! The staff is very friendly and nice. Service is great also as food quality. Fajita beef is my all time favorite. I can’t find any fajita beef spot that better than this."