Cheers of Beckley

"Beckley Chili Night ended too early. All I got was a chocolate chip cookie I found in a sealed plastic bag on the ground. It was delicious. Walked into Cheers. Roadhouse style security was friendly & impressive but I was a bit irritated. Walked back out looking for chili. Didn't find any. Came back to Cheers, was touched by an angel and gave up all my weapons at the door. Showed the young ones how it's done. After walking away from a misguided courtesan I found a young muse who wanted taught a life lesson. She was catered to. She kissed my hand among other G rated shared intimacy while dancing. Sweet emotion comes to mind. Shorties were plentiful and eager to have fun. Was only warned twice about my bad boy behavior. Found me a favorite waitress early and she kept me humming and my cup overflowing all night. Surprisingly, the Dj and his lovely spouse and owners of the club are tight with my tax man and political mentor Tony Martin. Disks were spun even more deliciously than that street trash cookie. Will definitely be back after pay day. Highly recommended for affordable drinks, attentive staff & daring dancing. Not sure where the videos of me ended up but I'm sure they will only help my bid for mayor next year. Inshallah. (God willing.)"

"It's not great. The staff isn't the most pleasant and the owner is pretty rude. There's a reason her other bars shut down."

"Rude staff. Confusing protocols with covid. Closing off the main exit and making people crowd in a hallway by making there be only one entrance/exit. They also don't enforce people wearing masks inside. Ridiculous. Don't waste your time here."

"Stopped by awhile back while in town visiting family and friends. Staff was rude, security always acting "hard" and trying to intimidate everyone coming in. Beer selection was terrible. Well/mixed drinks were weak and over priced. Music made it feel like we stepped into a time machine to 2007, outdated and overplayed. Do yourself a favor and walk up the street to Fosters or grab couple bottles and friends and drink at home. You will have better time guaranteed. Will never go back. This place wont be open long."

"This establishments owner is very racist.... We were in town for a class reunion and a few of my peers wanted to go to this place, we get there and we get in but when the remaining people came they told them that they were at capacity and the club was half empty when a group a white women approached they let them in with no issue when I asked how they were at capacity they replied and said “that their boss said they were so that’s what it is”."