Club Carneros Valley

"Ok, 12-11-2023. I'm a truck driver looking for a bar near me to kill some time, google finds this spot and it may be withing walking distance, but I gotta weigh the options, right? So a quick check of the reviews and WOW!!!!, and that not for the reviewers, I will not comment on them. The owners responses are prompt and priceless. Now, I don't officially have confirmation that they will even be open, but I can confirm that I will do my utmost to meet the author of enchanted teleportation and mystical mesmerizations. Indeed, meeting that individual is worth the trip, and the cover charge, by far. I intend to follow up unless I am in said establishment while it evaporates into ether."

"I would have given it 4 stars due to the air conditioner not being turned on while the dance floor was packed, but it seemed to air out pretty well once the doors got opened up. Drinks are pretty stiff, so that's a plus."

"Closed since Christmas get real EDIT: Just got to play the re-worked dancefloor last night for the longest set of my career. No one was there but I just couldn't stop with the ch00ns m8. The owner has gone above and beyond just to turn around a single review, it'sactually kind of weird now that I type it out. But alas, they've won back my loyalty. I look forward to being back post-COVID."

"The architecture reminds one of a grungy Berghain beat farm, and the natural sound of the beats drifts into the bedrooms and makes you dream of simpler times. You will never want to leave your room. The impeccably stylized wall art will satisfy the even the most obsessive, and the early morning Ember walk will tug at your heart strings. Bustin’ a move never seemed so possible. Great story to tell your friends. Plenty of parking! The staff’s attention to detail and devotion to cleanliness was limitless. From their enthusiastic welcome to the last wave good-bye, Club Carneros Valley delivers."

"Will definitely provide a great time. How this place doesn't have more 5 star reviews is really surprising. I would recommend to anyone. People tend to be the same though every time I come here. If you are in the area make sure to check The place out."