PUMPS

"This is my first time in any “adult entertainment” establishment and this is a good one to start if you’ve never been to one. Drinks aren’t too expensive, it’s small and the women are pretty. Mariah, the white and Mexican one, is my favorite. Just don’t be afraid to politely tell the dancers you aren’t interested if you don’t want to be hounded. Great place overall."

"Went here with my friend. Her and I got asked for tips from the dancers as soon as we ordered drinks. "Got a tip for me?" The thirst was CRAZY!!! made me very uncomfortable."

"This place has it all: water bottles, an ATM, and dour bouncers that could protect the queen if she had not recently died. The bar: ask for the secret menu!!! Also the girls will tell you their real names if you ask to the tune of a Queen song; it's policy. Ask everyone to explain their tattoos. Bonne danse!!"

"5/5 for hotness of the girls. 0/5 for the customer experience. I cannot believe this place is allowed to stay open. You need to tip like once every two minutes otherwise the strippers yell at you and become super aggro. This business model promotes a very entitled and disrespectful attitude amongst the strippers… fellas save your money"

"It's a not of a bad club as I see the other reviews. The club is in a industrial warehouse-ish area so it's unique from the typical strip clubs that are on a side street a few feet away from the usually high populated areas. The cover is free. The only thing you have to go through is the typical security ID verification to make sure that you are legally allowed to go to the club, they use a machine to verify the id is not fake. There is no coat check. The security pat you down to make sure you have no weapons. There is a mandatory drink buy, just ask the bartender the cheapest drink there and they will take any type of payment such as cash and credit/debit card(with the fees). If you don't want to drink, just ask the bartender to give it to one of the dancers just make sure that you buy the drink. The dancers are beautiful. Just like any other strip club in the city, you will have your variables of the strippers. The dances are $20 for a 4 minute dance(they have a big sign telling you that next to the semi private room). The club makes you pay for the dance before you get the dance(cash or credit card). They have a change machine so you can take those $20s and turn it to 1(bartender does it). It's a narrow club. It depends on how you make it the time you go to the club. It's all about having a great time. Thanks."