Naeher’s Grand Goat Getaway

"My family and I just ADORED the goats! They were kid friendly and so sweet! My husband and I loved watching our kids look at, feed, and ride on the goats as they danced around the beautiful getaway. Our favorite part, however, was the secret goat themed museum filled with vintage paintings of goats and goat milk tastings. In order to access this luxury experience, you’ll need to ask the owner for “discrete directions” and he’ll know what to do! I hope anyone who sees this finds it helpful!"

"This place is awesome! I brought my 4 kids here, and the goats loved them! Since there was no TV, the goats had a live wrestling match with my kids! The goats even took my kids, and ran off with them. How considerate of them, these gas prices are so high!"

"Naeher’s Grand Goat Getaway is truly a one of a kind experience! It’s not only a getaway for the goats but also for the guests! I mean who wouldn’t love to go on a getaway with goats am I right? After first arriving at this wonderful institution I was welcomed with many animal sounds, but the clearest, being the goat! It was truly a peaceful sound, one that provides tranquility and ultimate satisfaction! From the very beginning of my journey at this getaway I was truly mind blown. I mean, not only were the goats incredibly friendly to all guests but they were also always willing to be fed and petted, perfect for kids and for adults of all categories! 5/5 stars for me!"

"I have to say I was underwhelmed by this place. It seemed as though it was just a random grass pit behind one of the top 50 Christian private schools in the country! The lack of cleanliness was appalling. I brought my elderly grandmother here and one of the goats headbutted her in the back leaving her with a broken hip. I do plan to sue this establishment and would encourage anyone looking for a gentle goat getaway to find another place."