Tasty Pizza & Kebab 37 Swanston Street, Melbourne VIC 3000

"Food portions are small not Enough for the size and it's very cold. And also the place is very smelly, tables aren't wiped. Very dirty place. I even lost my appetite. Please at least clean the place."

"Came here during peak rush hour and there was not one soul in sight and its clear why. Man at counter clearly did not want to serve me and clearly did not know I understood arabic, he proceeded to curse out my whole bloodline after I asked for a HSP with the trinity sauces. Once he was ‘done’ making my food he tossed my order onto the counter and the food slipped, spilling it all over the floor. I demanded he made me another one and after a back and forth arguement he proceeded to put the fryers back on and remade my HSP which keep in mind took HALF AN HOUR. Once I was ready to pay, he charged me for BOTH orders and when I declined to pay for both, he yelled out for the manager to come, the manager stunk on cigarettes and was wearing a stained wifebeater, he demanded I pay for the order or he would “Call the police”. I chose to be the bigger man and pay $60 for two HSPs. Once I had eaten the order i had the most gut wrenching experience of my life and ended up with food poisoning. NEVER EVER COME TO THIS PLACE!!!"

"This place is by far something out of this world. The stench that comes with you walking in is like the smell of off tuna. Another thing to mention is the food, I ordered large tika masalh, which was on special and it tasted like absolute s***! The man who served me was laughing at me whilst eating, which was possibly something to do with my large belly. Service 0, Food 0, atmosphere -100, pure pathetic cat food, I do not recommend anyone here, I REPEAT ANYONE"

"Never ever will buy. Taste bad not cook properly or over cook . I order medium hsp large chip and lamb kabab. So bad"

"This place is something else. The staff look like they have seen better days, the food is questionable if not worse, half the time it's not even worth it, the place is disorganized and does need a deep clean. I went there 2 times and they were one week apart visits. First time I went there the place was dirty and disorganized, the pizza was dry and almost tasteless. The kebabs were questionable. The second time I went there exactly a week after on new years eve. I ordered a kebab and watched how he put little to nothing inside my kebab and it couldn't even feed a couple of small kittens and he did it with no shame.A bird flew in just to top it off. At the end of the day we all got home hungry just because they wanted to make some fast cash. I suggest going to another place in the city to get your food."