Tesco Express

"Store close Saturday at 7.45pm. No schedule on window stating that and the online schedule saying is open"

"Very dissapointed with the price of Alpro milk, quite high"

"Very small tesco store. But it does has the tesco offers. Just carries a very small selection. Still a handy shop if you need to pick up a few things or just need a drink or a sandwich."

"So convenient. While the selection of products may be limited they do stock all the essentials. Staff are extremely helpful and friendly. I have two recommendations; (1) A Bank-link Machine is badly needed. (2) Since the closure of the local post office people have to travel into the city to buy stamps & envelopes. Continued success."

"Handy and good if your stuck for something, but the coffee machine is weird. I ended buying a large tea and some other coffee moacha type thing when all I wanted was two medium teas. Why???? Gather round folks and listen to my tale. I approached the machine with confidence, I have used such machines before, what could possibly go wrong. The first thing I noticed was this one was different, that's OK I'm adaptable, it was small and seemed to lack appendages it did however have two spouts. One single, and a double. I guesses the single one was for boiling water. Simple, stick a tea bag in a cup and fill it up, the first problem was the cups. Two sizes one tumble size and the other large enough to wash your feet, or small child in. After much delebration I choose the large one. The next problem was the tea bags, they only had some weird breakfast tea. No Barry's, imagine it, no Barry's, and this in Cork. Anyway I put my cup, with alien tea bag under the spout, and went to press the button. No button. I pressed a few things that looked like they could be buttons but no luck. Panic was setting in, twas then I realised I was blocking up the whole shop, the machine is positioned at the top of the Isle and a que of people had formed behind me trying to get past, but they were kept entertained watching me press random parts of the machine. After I let them pass I sought assistance, and was told to swipe the screen. The screen! I thought it was a picture. I swiped and a menue, pictures of various beverages appeared. My confidence was returning and I choose the bucket of tea and pressed some spot on the newly discovered screen. All went well, the bucket filled up. All I had to do now was repeat the operation. Another que had formed and I had to move out of the way. When I tried to repeat the process the machine started to panic and begin showing me everything but tea on the screen, I begin to panic and started swiping moacha,s hot chocolate, double coffee and deep roasted bean drinks out of my way. Then the screen went blank, except for a warning notice informing me that it had been effected by steam and I need to clean it with a soft cloth and wait 5 minutes. So I found myself cleaning Tesco equipment with my sleeve, as another que formed, I thought I heard a woman whisper to another " ah sur jesus help us" I tried again, but no luck, tea would not show on the screen, typically Irish, I was too embarrassed and stubborn so I carried on. In the end I had cleaned the machine twice with my sleeve and ended up with a bucket of tea and a tiny cup of something else, when all I wanted was two medium teas. I also was left wondering how a machine that is made to boil water is allergic to steam. Also when I finally made it outside to the car my husband had grown a beard, and refused to drink the small cup of something I got him."