Private Eyes

"Absolute rip off, be aware of this place. The girls emptied my pockets like beggars, then tricked me in to paying three times the amount agreed. Very clear con artists! Take my advice and STAY WELL AWAY FROM THIS PLACE!!!!"

"Pushy gang of Romanian girls that are neither best looking, honest or anyhow genuine They will tell you nonsense about blowing you etc but they'll only blow your money. No pole dancing whatsoever, I've been to clubs in other countries and this is just cheap, cheap, cheap. Avoid like a plague"

"Recommended here from a local friend, the taxi driver asked me which one, apparently there are 2 clubs with the same name, so maybe try the other next time. Turns out I didn't need a taxi, was literally 5 minutes way. I read the reviews, once inside and didn't seem like the same place. I chatted a few girls, told a few not my type sorry. A few still chatted a little, before fluttering away to next man/woman. The dances I did have, the girls wasn't especially pushy, sadly the girl I had my eye on was hammered all night so maybe have to go back to get that dance. Always the way!! #Edit returned a month later, and had a blast. Sadly the girl I saw last time wasn't working. The spiral staircase is awesome but not good after a few juices."

"Just minutes away from the hotels, and right in the centre of the action. Food, banks and everything near by. Door guys was cool, venue seems clean and loads of girls flitting around inside, some more chatty than others but that's standard. Could easily spend a small fortune in here."

"Where to begin. I hope you've read this review before entering and not after. If after then I share your pain. We took a colleague there for his 18th birthday. Institute the club next door wasn't allowing entry at 1:30AM so we foolishly went into Private eyes next door. We were greeted by a number of girls of varying quality (I could see all of their tragic back stories in an instant). One of them said it was 40 pound so we all chipped in and off the poor lad went into his booth. He came down the stairs crying 20 minutes later as they then ganged up on him and took him for another 75 pound. Then set the poor kid up on a direct debit. These people are absolute scumbags. A literal cliche of what you'd expect a seedy strip club to be. They know it's your first time. They damn well know they're gonna extort you so you won't come back. They are also relying on you not having the balls to stand up to them. Also getting the middle finger given to me multiple times by strippers because we were only in there for a friends birthday. LOVELY CUSTOMER SERVICE!"